OBZEEN HAS BEEN HACKED BY COMMIES!
We’re under reconstruction, all the exclusive entertainment content you know and love WILL be back as soon as we scrub off the Communism!
Meanwhile, get to the SHOP and support the Obzeen; because we need your help to bring you the most unethical, the most fake, and the most triggering entertainment journalism on the face of this flat earth.
You may have noticed a drop in posting… we would like to apologize for not giving you your money’s worth this month but we are on the run.
Madison commies are chasing us down and we don’t want to face criminal charges for self defense as many other entertainers are right now.
We will be back soon. We just need to pull an ol’ Smokey and the Bandit.
I’m writing this from a secret location – a small cabin somewhere in the vast Wisconsin forest.
Obzeen is under threat of violence and death from Madison Wisconsin terrorists!
Last night, Halloween 2017, we held a rally in Madison Wisconsin… Ignite The White (anti) Free Speech Rally set the local communist community of the University of Madison in an uproar.
Myself, Franky T, Scotty Jam Jam and our supporters were covered in piss and shit thrown by these animals.
In the end we had to flee for our lives, as Antifa was prepared to burn the capitol building to the ground.
But first we gave our speeches to a cheering crowd of the 99% of Rock N Roll!
As soon as we feel it is safe to come back into the open, we will release the audio from our speeches at the rally.
No news outlet covered this – the filthy commies are afraid to give us any more publicity.
We came, we saw, we conquered, we got the hell out.
Here at Obzeen we fight the good fight.
We fight for YOUR right to party.
Maybe you want music that’s genuine – real songs and quality musicianship, not boring corporate pablum… Perhaps you desire literature that enlightens rather than drowns you in a foamy sea of relativistic stultification… Maybe you want movies and television shows that aren’t made by a bunch of rapey Hollywood Insiders…
Maybe you want entertainment that doesn’t march to the blood-drenched 2-step of Communism.
Here at Obzeen we have always striven and strove to provide the highest standard of alternative entertainment – we will always point you toward the best, highest class, least brainwashing and least commie content we can find.
We are back.
The Communists who got us kicked from our hosting will feel the hellfire that comes with being on the wrong side of history.
Please bear with us while we rebuild the website – we have lost all our old posts, however I know a little old man on a mountaintop who MAY have worked laboriously for hours transcribing all our articles by hand, in ink, with elegant medieval letters collected in monstrous leather-bound tomes. If I bring him the Key of Minor Indiscretions he will give me a copy and I shall bring our articles back to the light of day!
Ignite the White – Halloween Night
Soon we will help you take back Madison Wisconsin, together with our friends at The Government. Special guest speakers and performers to be announced shortly!
Here it is folks!
The live audio from the Ignite the White (anti)Free Speech rally in Madison Wisconsin! Featuring speeches from Obzeen’s own Frankie T, AB, and Scotty JamJam.
Unfortunately SOMEBODY invited known neo-nazi #PaulJosephWatson. Obzeen would like to apologize to our Israeli supporters for his hateful remarks. #ItsOkayToBeWhite
The crew gives you the inside scoop on the rally, as well as details on Frankie’s molestation experience from our Mexican buddy.
Then, by popular demand, Obzeen reviews #Madison #Wisconsin bands – The Minotaurs (who won’t compete); Caustic (who need a drummer); and Cribshitter (who need to eat less soy).
After putting ourselves through the horrors of the Madison “music scene” we listen to some GOOD music by Nirvana and System of a down.
Closing song is ‘Ballad of Jimi Gilmour’ by Telepathic Sandwich – you can buy it at www.TelepathicSandwich.com or on iTunes, Amazon, and all those other cosmopolitan institutions.
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It’s the RapeAPalooza! It seems EVERYBODY in the entertainment industry is a rapist these days… Let Obzeen PodZeen tell you all the dirty details!
We discuss #HarveyWeinstein #TwiggyRamirez, #CheGuevara and #Playboy magazine’s “first” transgendered Playmate – OR IS HE?
Then we review some very rapey music by #YingYangTwins #EricClapton #ThePolice and #Ween.
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When Tom Petty shoots up a country music show, it’s a
hootenany holocaust hoedown! Get hip with the Obzeen PodZeen – in this
episode we listen to ‘Coming Down’ by Meat Puppets, some commie song by
Living Colour and ‘Kiss From a Rose’ by Seal.
Then we talk about all the Hollywood Elite who have been violated in their orifices by Harvey Weinstein! #metoo
At LAST! Here is Episode 6 of Obzeen PodZeen.
We’re in Colorado and we’re talking about weed. Such degeneracy!
We listen to Jerry Reed, Butthole Surfers and a new track by Dale Crover.
Obzeen.Rocks has been hacked by commies, we WILL be back soon – until then, support us by buying music from Telepathic Sandwich. We’re on iTunes, Amazon, Google Play, Spotify and TelepathicSandwich.com!
Episode 5 and the shekels are falling like rain!
On this very special episode of PodZeen, Scotty dates the #cashmeoutside
girl; Frankie gets a love-letter from Caitlin Jenner; AB trashes
#AltRight #Fashwave; and SOMEONE is pooping all over Colorado.
WHODUNIT?Then the crew analyze the #psychedelic experience that is ‘Happy Colored Marbles’ by #Ween and tell you why drugs are scary.
AB and Frankie ruin #TheWall for Scotty and #PinkFloyd will never be the
same. And #InfantAnnihilator has been banned from #Spotify for
obnoxious triggered kick drums.
Finally, the crew ignores the #Emmys completely. Fuck those fools.
On episode 4, Obzeen rolls out the Blacklist in honor of Senator Joe
McCarthy, the last fallen hero in the fight against the communist media.
We discuss all the Nahtzees who have been shunned by the industry; #PewDiePie; Phil Anselmo of #Pantera fame; #TaylorSwift; and Nazi confederate Asian Robert Lee.
Then listen as the panel brutally tear apart the most popular songs
of the hour – ‘…Ready For It?’ and ‘Look What You Made Me Do’ by
Hitler-lover Taylor Swift; some gay suicide song by #Logic; and a pile of distorted fecal matter by #XXXTentation – can music be saved?
Lights out! Guerrilla Internet!
Obzeen intends on taking down the reptilian overlords at #Google, and their little dog #Zuckerberg too. The panel discuss Google alternatives, #YouTube replacements, the #DailyStormer and what YOU can do to destroy corporate communist #censorship.
The music review is The Enabler by Instant Death, featuring bassmaster Dave Dreiwitz of #Ween
and some huge drum sounds. Then Obzeen discusses the important
headlines of the week – how “diversity” killed a stuntwoman on the set
of #Deadpool 2, #MayweatherVSMcGregor, #HurricaneHarvey, AND sexually assaulting Tony the Tiger!
*Sorry for the “F”
On this episode of Obzeen PodZeen we discuss violent hippies; the #AltLeft; peace love and #terrorism; the Weather Underground; the TRUE meaning of the #GratefulDead; the #Beatles work for the #CIA; and sexy new #Canadian bestiality laws!
We review the song Radical Eyes by Profits of Gay – or rather #ProphetsOfRage; and then go through today’s top entertainment headlines, including #Spotify
banning “White Supremacist” bands; songs about punching Nazis; a band
who pretended to be the KKK for a bit of sweet publicity; and finally we
share a #feminist poem about #HillaryClinton and her love of donkeys.
The Obzeen crew launch Episode 1 of the Obzeen PodZeen – we discuss Nazis vs Commies in Charlottesville, Hitler, Stalin, and Kampfer living. Then we take a listen to the new Primus single, The Seven – do we love it or do we hate it?
Then we go over the top entertainment headlines of the week – Flea of the Red Hot Chili Peppers says a lack of music education equals child abuse, John Oliver sends Weird Al Yankovic to North Korea, Wilco suck record company balls, and killer clowns converge on a pro-Trump march.