If we had our way, Christmas would be violently forced on all the peoples of the world and those who did not submit to peace on earth and good will to men would be exterminated.
The redistribution of wealth would be handled solely by mandatory gift-giving and charity. Anyone caught being Scrooge-y would be put to work in the coal mines.
If you are found guilty of being Not-Merry you may receive a fine of up to $200 depending on the severity of the offense.
It doesn’t matter if you’re sleeping, or awake. Nothing escapes the all-seeing eyes of the SS – Santa Squad.
Santa Supremacy y’all.